August 2012
July 2012
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Two churches located across the street from each...
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
thenwhowasphone:
rybrator:
paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
1 tag
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need
s4ls4:
mrsspencereid:
it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that
this is seriously all i fucking think about
I heard this great joke on Sims once...
Ba harmy putar?
GLARCH!
smooon:
oraphis:
Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
me
me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-
me: oh
jzul:
satans-testicle:
You’re human, you made a human mistake. You did a terrible thing, it doesn’t mean you’re a terrible person.
words of wisdom from satans testicle
iphone420:
my mom wants me to help clean but i have better things to do like kill myself
sticler:
sassy-gay-dust:
omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
rnax:
help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to
katara:
im in a mentally abusive relationship with myself
catalyzed-reactions:
if i hate you more than myself we’ve got a problem
rnax:
remember when you made a myspace and tom force-friended you
thisisvodka:
you know what i love about the internet is the fact that no one really gives a fuck about age gaps i mean i’m 19 and one of my best friends on here is 14 can you even imagine how weird people irl would think that is but online it’s like nope be friends with whoever the fuck you want absolutely nothing holds you back it’s just an amazing thing ok
dumbirish:
parasailin-sarahpalin:
just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs
at least we’re running
does anyone know what happened to tanya baxter like they tried to cover it up by saying she went back to school but i know. i know. disney is hiding something.
beyoncebeytwice:
is everything expensive or am i just poor
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me: has a great social life, goes to parties, eats what i want, has a perfect body, has sexual intercourse frequently with hot strangers
me: closes sims and cries
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